A LIVING BEING IN TORONTO MADE OF 20 YEAR OLD MEAT. SOMETIMES I'M REFERRED TO AS "FRANK." THIS BLOG IS THE BEST INTERNET COMEDY ROUTINE. ENJOY THIS WHILE I CAN.
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i’m trying to sleep but it’s hard work if my conscience is nagging at me to take off my makeup but i don’t feel like getting up send help or at least some cotton balls a couple of cotton swabs and a container of olive oil
your face looks really tired its funny
i’ve been alternating between rolling around right here and sleeping all day i can’t get up i’m too tired somebody please bring me a glass of milk i need more milk
CAITLIN I AM SERIOUS FUCKING KILL ME IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST PHOTOS LIKE THIS BECAUSE I REALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT RIGHT NOW.
finally bought myself a coat
it’s gorgeous and fits like a glove
or a coat
it probably fits like a coat
but yep tonight was the night where cuties played guitar and sang to me, a patrick stump doppelganger said my glasses were cute, and some older drunken gentleman asked me to dance with him to the cure while waiting to cross the street
it was a really nice night!! not too many people out which gave me some nice time to myself. really good too since i was on the verge of panicking a couple of times
i love this city ๑ᵔ ω ᵔ๑
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
SHOOT ME
IN THE GOD DAMNED
FACE.
- i got lots of birthday wishes
- i bought cozy knit socks from H&M
- i probably can’t go back to zara for a long time because agoraphobia is awful
- my eye is doing that weird lazy thing again
- my friends are fighting with my other friends
- i don’t feel like washing my hair but i really should
i give this day a 3 out of 10 possible hermit crabs
dewy impersonating me probably wouldn’t be as funny as it is if i weren’t wearing this right now
Jesus…
also a something or another for you feet people
that’s as much of my feet as you’re gonna get
quit asking me okay merry christmas
hurray my mom apparently didn’t get back home until 9:00AM but didn’t even try to wake me up so now i’m finally awake and dressed and my face looks gross and full of waterweight and ahhh yep i’m going to kick a small child today i just know it
all I’m going to do is reblog pictures of females today.
pictured: a babe
i can’t find my hand mirror and that is upsetting
but my hair looks really shiny and soft
i think i have big hands proportionately but nobody’s ever said anything about it so maybe not
this cardigan is basically the comfiest thing i’ve ever owned??
yes
i’m supposed to be tired right now but i’m not and it’s kind of upsetting for whatever reason
jesus CHRIST Caitlin.