chvnx:

fmylife:

Today, I forgot my weed on the kitchen counter before leaving for school. My parents surprised me by coming home a day early from their vacation. My mom had mistaken it for parsley, and it is now on top of my pasta. FML

Lies.  All lies.

I doubt most of these are true.

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   My hatred of fmylife.com is now well documented, but I feel the need for one last jab, before I stop bashing it forever.

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   a thing that never happened.

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    I doubt most of these are true.

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    No way. But, if that happened… lololol XD

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    I know exactly what dank smells like but I can’t for the life of me remember what parsley smells like

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    more like FLML? A. you didn’t get grounded B. you didn’t get caught with

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    FAVOURITE NEW TUMBLR

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    bullshit why would they even post this lie

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